GOODR Demeter's Farm to Table Feast Sunglasses (G00048-RG-GGD1-RF)

Features of GOODR Demeter's Farm to Table Feast Sunglasses (G00048-RG-GGD1-RF)

• Mirrored Reflective Lenses
• No Slip - Special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
• No Bounce - Goodr's frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout
• All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays
• All Fashion - Look like a model while you're running; Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies?

Product Info for GOODR Demeter's Farm to Table Feast Sunglasses (G00048-RG-GGD1-RF)

GOODR Demeter's Farm to Table Feast Sunglasses. "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.

1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME."

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