GOODR Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! Sunglasses (G00049-OG-RS2-RF)

Features of GOODR Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! Sunglasses (G00049-OG-RS2-RF)

• Mirrored Reflective Lenses
• No Slip - Special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
• No Bounce - Goodr's frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout
• All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays
• No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know)

Product Info for GOODR Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! Sunglasses (G00049-OG-RS2-RF)

Pretty sure the name of the GOODR Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came! Sunglass speaks for itself. OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)

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